HairyHammer
5:55 Sat Nov 30
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All i can say is that its the right weather for it it will keep in the garden for a few days till you find a way.
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Chigwell
4:16 Sat Nov 30
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Sell him to Cardiff City
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bruuuno
3:31 Sat Nov 30
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Wait for a stormy night and connect it to the mains. As lightening flashes turn the power on and attempt to reanimate it as you cackle and gesticulate like a madman.
If all goes well frankencat will just run off and go and shit in someone’s garden
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Alfs
2:42 Sat Nov 30
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I buried the last cat I had that died is some woodland. When I say buried, it was more chucking it in the bushes.
My missus loves her cat and when it dies she'll probably inquire about a state funeral and for it to be entombed at Westminster Cathedral.
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Alfie
2:23 Sat Nov 30
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Take him darn the Watermill kebabby in Basdon
Get him to them - let them liberally spruce him up with lemon shoose.
Slather him in chill sauce
Glue him pon the elerphant leg. Rotate him on the griddle
Shave him up with the mysterious kebab leg shavey implement what looks like a remington fluff away ( or yer money back)
Eat & chomp him up in a lamb / cat kebab combo stumbling through craylands estate
Wake up with no memory of it tomorrow other than onion smelling hands and white fat stains flecked up your seude desert boots like dog jizz stains over your daisy roots
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Yorkammer
2:16 Sat Nov 30
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Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.
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Alfie
1:49 Sat Nov 30
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Learn taxidermy - stuff the little fucker - then proudly display him in a wood and glass case - with some rockery and lichen in it - like a realistic little cat / garden diorama. Add a little knot of cat shit for extra added realism - that some cunts just trod in and walked all over the fucking kitchen mat and floor
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gph
1:42 Sat Nov 30
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I put my dead tropical fish in the bin.
Whether they're Anglican, Catholic, Muslim or Jewish. I don't even bother finding out which.
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13 Brentford Rd
1:38 Sat Nov 30
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Dig a 4ft deep x 2ft hole and bury it.
I've done it trust me.
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Alfie
1:21 Sat Nov 30
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Take it out back
Spray it with lynx africa
Genie a box of swan vestas onto it fragrant corpse
Bun it up like zeppelin
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Any Old Iron
11:59 Fri Nov 29
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I should have known you'd have a fucking cat. How embarrassing to admit it.
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El Scorchio
11:37 Fri Nov 29
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Eat it.
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J.Riddle
10:57 Fri Nov 29
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Don’t let it go to waste, drop it into the local chinky, always goes down well ( no. 9 on the menu, 9 lives?)
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Sarge
10:50 Fri Nov 29
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Ebay
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White Pony
10:41 Fri Nov 29
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Throw it in a skip.
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BRANDED
10:39 Fri Nov 29
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I got mine cremated.
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Side of Ham
10:36 Fri Nov 29
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Marinate it in Purrr-i Purrr-i and whack it on the bbq......
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jooliandix
10:28 Fri Nov 29
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Just chuck the cunt away,they are just furry snakes.
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gph
10:02 Fri Nov 29
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Put it in the freezer, then you'll have free food for the replacement.
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Browno22
9:51 Fri Nov 29
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Flush it down the bog
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Vexed
9:49 Fri Nov 29
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Leave it in the road and the council have to scrape it up apparently. You ought to bury the cunt though.
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